technical difficulties are such a pain in the chest

SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT “MY” INTERNET AT HOME IS ACTING ALL QUIRKY THESE DAYS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS.

I SHOULD REALLY GET OUT TO THE BOOKSTORE MORE TO GET ONLINE ANYWAY – THAT’S WHAT I REALLY LOVE TO DO. ONLY THING IS THAT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL THESE PROJECTS AT HOME SO I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO TAKE THE TIME TO GET AWAY.

THE COUNTDOWN TO THE MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED WEEKEND EVER IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING. OH MY GOSH, I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE I BOUGHT THE BOX SET OF THE ENTIRE SERIES OF SEX AND THE CITY. YAH, IT’S THAT BIG.

I’M SUCH A HYPOCHONDRIAC.

LAST NIGHT BLACK PAGEANT KIM CAME OVER TO WALK WITH ME (I CALL HER THAT BECAUSE HER MOM NAMED HER AFTER SOME GIRL THAT SHE SAW IN A PAGEANT WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT AND KIM REALLY LIVES UP TO THIS MUSE). exempli gratia: SHE’S VERY POISED AND ANSWERS QUESTIONS LIKE THE Q&A PORTION OF THE MISS USA PAGEANT. IT’S REALLY FUNNY. I LOVE HER.

OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH . . . MY POINT. HYPOCHONDRIAC. YEAH.

AS SOON AS BLACK PAGEANT KIM SAID THAT IF HER MOM WAS THERE SHE’D TELL US TO PUT SOMETHING ON OUR HEADS OR WE’D GET SICK, I JUST KNEW THAT I WAS COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. SO I WAKE UP ALL WHEEZY THIS MORNING WITH A SORE THROAT. I WENT TO WORK TO DO WHAT HAD TO BE DONE (UH HUH, SUPER-ASSISTANT HERE) & THEN RETURNED HOME TO GET SOME REST.

FOR REAL I’M GETTING READY TO GO TO BED WHEN I FINISH THIS. USE MY INHALER AND GO TO BED. USE MY INHALER, MAKE SOME TEA WITH HONEY AND THEN GO TO BED. I WONDER IF I SHOULD TAKE A SHOWER. I DON’T FEEL LIKE I CAN’T RELAX.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I JUST GOT SOME NEUTROGENA OVERNIGHT BODY CREAM THAT YOU PUT ON AFTER YOUR NIGHTTIME SHOWER AND IT HELPS YOU RELAX. TALK ABOUT COVETED SKIN IN THE MORNING! THIS STUFF IS DELISH. IT’S GOT LAVENDER & CHAMOMILE.

OKAY. INHALER, TEA, SHOWER, BODY CREAM, BED. PEACE <3