
6.28.2007

6.20.2007
miss new beauty


6.19.2007
"who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!"
okay so in the mist of my missing the hills i think that i might kinda like a new show. it's called i propose & it's on the style channel. which is awesome because clean house - wack, the biggest loser - wacker. i don't know why they don't show a bunch of runway shows instead. duh, style channel! super early in the morning used to show behind the velvet rope and some runway highlights show that i can't remember the name of but even those seem to have gone missing. they might be upgrading though because the website is looking rather nice these days . . . oh wait, the great runway shows are all in the category "more shows". they are really losing focus over there. humph.
(watching tv as i type) uh oh. this i propose show could be dangerous. the commercial just showed some girl that had a look on her face like she wasn't having it.
(update after watching a little) this kinda sucks though because in the initial interviews they're sitting together and the girls talk about their dream proposal or ring or whatever. doesn't that defeat the purpose? like the couple have already discussed being engaged. huh? where's the element of surprise. reality teevee, i tell ya.
i wonder what cream would do if i proposed to him. yeah. this could be dangerous. i could see it now.
me: hey, booka
he: what's up *smooch, while copping a feel*
me: i love you
he: iloveyoutoo (he talks really fast)
me: baby i wanna ask you to marry me
he: [BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST OF LAUGHTER]
me: (side eye) you don't have to laugh so hard (and then i start my pissed off laugh because i'm trying to be serious right now)
oh great. dry hahaa. whew. yeah. alrighty then. that might not be happening because all i'm doing is typing out a scenario and it's making my neck feel tight and my hands are sweaty and my heart is beating all fast. all at the thought of him saying no.
would he say no? **wait. what am i doing?**
thanks for reading my blog . . . and putting up with me. gah. what a drama queen.
6.16.2007
i'm starting to really relate to those wicked coldstone commercials

6.13.2007
MISSING YOUs
- baked cool ranch doritos
- a back with no fat
- the hills, season 2
- text messaging crissy!! about the hills during commercial breaks
- 80s r&b and early 90s hip hop
- shopping sprees with my ma
- the not-too-too-thin-rachel-zoe-inspired nicole richie
- dreams of working in fashion
- laguna beach (the kristen years)
- nonstop energy
- my tax refund
- anitra & caroline - the only two that i couldn't find on myspace
I'M THINKING THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK IN FILL IN THOSE BULLETS LATER. SO, WHAT'S UP? FATHER'S DAY THIS WEEKEND (DAMNIT, I'M GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT NOW MAKING A CARD. WHO AM I KIDDING? I LIVE TO CREATE STUFF LIKE THAT!!)
I NEED SOMETHING CLEVER. MY MOM'S CARD WAS CUTE. IT WAS A PICTURE OF (DISCLAIMER: THE REMAINDER OF THIS SENTENCE IS COPYWRITTEN 2007 BY MERCY THE BUTTERFLY CHASER, BOYEEEEEEE. SO DON'T EVEN GO MAKING UP SOMETHING LIKE FOR YOUR MOMS TRYING TO PASS IT AS YOUR OWN. THANKS. 'PRECIATE IT.) BEYONCE AND TINA SITTING ON A SOFA AND READ, ANYONE WHO THINKS BEYONCE IS THE LUCKIEST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD OBVIOUSLY HASN'T MET SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! I FORGOT HOW IT READ BUT IT WAS CUTE. MY MOM LOVED IT!! SHE ACTUALLY FRAMED IT TOO.
OOH. AND THE BRAIDS THAT I PUT IN MY HAIR SO THAT MY HAIR COULD GROW OUT A LITTLE FASTER . . . OVER. I MISSED MY HAIR. SO NOW I'VE MOVED ON TO SOME NEW THINGS TO TRY OUT. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED. AND IF YOU KNOW ANY PRODUCTS TO DIE FOR, HOLLA.
6.10.2007
the hair, the shittles & adoring my man
so i'm on this new kick - forums about rapid hair growth (ooh, i feel an itch, maybe it's working). that and colon cleansing (beware of the picture gallery). see. i'm becoming too busy to blog. long hair plus a clean colon oozes sexiness.
happiness does not equal blogging. apparently, because i can't motivate myself to get online for anything.
but during my sabbatical i have discovered some interesting lil funnies:
- i am a calla lily in a flowy wrap dress on a breezy day. but unless you've got an ass like eva longoria, don't wear a thong. it would be my luck that as soon as i'm chillin' and peaceful in my own little zone (walking to the tune of my new theme song this is why i'm hot) on a nice stroll thru the parking deck on the way to my car (destination home for lunch) that my dress blows over my head right in front of smokers pointe. even though no one seemed to look (except that weird cockeyed lady that's always talking about what her juvenile delinquent son did last night), it still was embarrassing. i got home and changed to boy shorts immediately.
- a gentleman should still be a gentle man even if he doesn't want to sleep with the chick that's standing next to him. agree? story: i'm at the mall. this abercrombie-slash-laguna-beach looking dude sees me walking right behind him (only like five steps away). the southern hospitable thing to do would be to hold the door for anyone that close to you - especially if this person is a woman. i kid you not, he looked at me and rolled his eyes!! then he looked right behind me and saw another woman behind me with long, breezy, waist-length, pantene-commercial, kelly ripa blond hair. i kid you not, as soon as he saw her he bust out a kool-aid smile and tried to scoot me along to hold the door for her. scoot. wait a minute - envision it: this stranger actually was flitting me along. me and my cute little self. i'm a lady. hmm. that's wack. be cordial - you know? karma though because she rolled her eyes & sucked her teeth LOUD and totally dissed his ass. booyah!!
- nothing makes a fabulous woman stand straighter than a delicious faux-high end bag. fendi being my bag of choice. i found it. i bought it. i love it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and i sleep with it. what? it makes me happy. my boss said that she hopes that i'm not contributing to terrorism. her exact words, "i wonder how many missiles can be made from fake handbag money?" love is blind because that comment didn't bother me a bit. i actually jumped right over it and quickly replied, "i know!! isn't it cute?!!"
- uh oh
my boo just called. later!!