MISSING YOUs

• baked cool ranch doritos
• a back with no fat
• the hills, season 2
• text messaging crissy!! about the hills during commercial breaks
• 80s r&b and early 90s hip hop
• shopping sprees with my ma
• the not-too-too-thin-rachel-zoe-inspired nicole richie
• dreams of working in fashion
• laguna beach (the kristen years)
• nonstop energy
• my tax refund
• anitra & caroline - the only two that i couldn't find on myspace

I'M THINKING THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK IN FILL IN THOSE BULLETS LATER. SO, WHAT'S UP? FATHER'S DAY THIS WEEKEND (DAMNIT, I'M GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT NOW MAKING A CARD. WHO AM I KIDDING? I LIVE TO CREATE STUFF LIKE THAT!!)

I NEED SOMETHING CLEVER. MY MOM'S CARD WAS CUTE. IT WAS A PICTURE OF (DISCLAIMER: THE REMAINDER OF THIS SENTENCE IS COPYWRITTEN 2007 BY MERCY THE BUTTERFLY CHASER, BOYEEEEEEE. SO DON'T EVEN GO MAKING UP SOMETHING LIKE FOR YOUR MOMS TRYING TO PASS IT AS YOUR OWN. THANKS. 'PRECIATE IT.) BEYONCE AND TINA SITTING ON A SOFA AND READ, ANYONE WHO THINKS BEYONCE IS THE LUCKIEST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD OBVIOUSLY HASN'T MET SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! I FORGOT HOW IT READ BUT IT WAS CUTE. MY MOM LOVED IT!! SHE ACTUALLY FRAMED IT TOO.

OOH. AND THE BRAIDS THAT I PUT IN MY HAIR SO THAT MY HAIR COULD GROW OUT A LITTLE FASTER . . . OVER. I MISSED MY HAIR. SO NOW I'VE MOVED ON TO SOME NEW THINGS TO TRY OUT. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED. AND IF YOU KNOW ANY PRODUCTS TO DIE FOR, HOLLA.