what up, cootie queens?

this rerun of girlfriends got me thinking about babies
well
a baby
(just to be clear - joan thinks she's pregnant, not me)
but
if i did just pee on a stick
and it showed that cream is gonna be a daddy
what would i do (hypothetically speaking)
whew
i'm having a flashback to that proposal gone wrong

never mind

attempt to tell a story : take two

i have a girlfriend that moms the funniest little boy
(well besides zachi and justin oh and never mind)
anyway the kid is hella funny
so today i hear this story:

her husband called in a panic for her to get home because she wouldn't believe what he's looking at . so she gets home . she gets escorted upstairs . she gets into the hallway and views twenty-four unravelled rolls of tissue (i bet it was the double rolls too) . when she asked him (her kid)why . he let her know that he was pretending to be snowboarding and one roll of tissue wasn't enough snow. (envision it . insert: laugh)