"who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!"

that commercial is hilarious.

okay so in the mist of my missing the hills i think that i might kinda like a new show. it's called i propose & it's on the style channel. which is awesome because clean house - wack, the biggest loser - wacker. i don't know why they don't show a bunch of runway shows instead. duh, style channel! super early in the morning used to show behind the velvet rope and some runway highlights show that i can't remember the name of but even those seem to have gone missing. they might be upgrading though because the website is looking rather nice these days . . . oh wait, the great runway shows are all in the category "more shows". they are really losing focus over there. humph.

(watching tv as i type) uh oh. this i propose show could be dangerous. the commercial just showed some girl that had a look on her face like she wasn't having it.

(update after watching a little) this kinda sucks though because in the initial interviews they're sitting together and the girls talk about their dream proposal or ring or whatever. doesn't that defeat the purpose? like the couple have already discussed being engaged. huh? where's the element of surprise. reality teevee, i tell ya.

i wonder what cream would do if i proposed to him. yeah. this could be dangerous. i could see it now.

me: hey, booka
he: what's up *smooch, while copping a feel*
me: i love you
he: iloveyoutoo (he talks really fast)
me: baby i wanna ask you to marry me
he: [BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST OF LAUGHTER]
me: (side eye) you don't have to laugh so hard (and then i start my pissed off laugh because i'm trying to be serious right now)

oh great. dry hahaa. whew. yeah. alrighty then. that might not be happening because all i'm doing is typing out a scenario and it's making my neck feel tight and my hands are sweaty and my heart is beating all fast. all at the thought of him saying no.

would he say no? **wait. what am i doing?**

thanks for reading my blog . . . and putting up with me. gah. what a drama queen.