8.12.2007

Lord Lord Lord Lord. Where have I been?


My poor little bloggles. My bad. What have I been up to anyway? Nuttin' much. Well, not that I can think of.


Funny story though:A bunch of girls are planning a shower for one of my girlfriends. So I'm trippin' off of one of the chicks because she's this broke-but-high-end acting girl that I've heard way too many stories of examples about.


So I'm describing her to my friend CRISSY! by saying, "dang, she's always flossin' when she doesn't even have money like that." Then CRISSY! goes,"maybe she just really like dental hygeine because I kinda floss a lot too"


Oh my gah, I thought I was gonna die!!!!!!!!


So she looks at me and goes, what? I'm like, 'no silly - flossin' means showing off and being flashy!' (huge convultions of laughter erupt) Then to make it worse CRISSY! told me that there's a dance that she does when Fergie sings *flossin,flossin*. She puts one hand in front of her face and the other next to her ear and moves her hands back and forth. Like she's using freakin' invisible floss.