i've been blogging on myspace for a while now and getting great feedback too . . . so here i am - nationwide, baby. bringin' it on. i have had communication issues for the longest when i'm in a relationship. i was all bottled up and getting crazy over everything and decided, ooh i should get a therapist. i took some really good communication classes (told you i'm a nerd) but the therapy, it was total bullshit. the doc was kinda creepy at first because he'd say something and then just look at me like he was staring at a piece of cheese that had a slight bit of mold on it trying to figure out whether or not to cut around it or just get rid of it all together. longest fifty minutes of my week. at the time i was just getting into myspace and decided to blog. well, what do you know? making people laugh about my everyday episodes, thoughts and mishaps really gets nosy people on my tip. cool.
i love reading funnies too. and i'm super nosy. so this is right up my alley.
yesterday i sent a mass email out for everyone to google "[first name] needs" and crack up at what they see. (google whore) just do it. it's hilarious. my friend millie's was the best! go head MILLIE NEEDS.
**i'll wait for you to go ahead and do your own and then return right back here dot com** google.com
ok so. ohnosecond. i send an email to all the guys in my addressbook about reasons why guys are happy/gracious/lucky. it's supposed to be a forward but i always delete all the pass-this-on-to-everyone-you-know-or-you'll-die crap. so i get all these replies back from dudes feelin' all worthy. then i get a reply from my father:
thank you so much for the joy you bring to yourself, i agree woman should be allowed to come out in white wet shirts especially the young nurses after my children admit there daddio into an assisted living homey. thanks for the funny mail, love dad
uh, no. i'm so creeped out. i tried to wash it off. so i go a little rougher today as i get into my daily regimen of bar soap then shower gel then shower gel with the Aveda scubby stuff then the face wash then shave then rinse then body oil then powder then lotion then scented lotion then some Vaseline on the dry spots then some squirts of smell good then toner then moisturizer and robe & slippers. i'm good. then i go to my gmail to look one more time. damn. now that, my friends, is an ohnosecond (squared).
2 comments:
Mercedes, that is funny about your dad. I would've freaked out too. OK, I was supposed to go to bed b/c I am sleepy, eventhough I am still up washing clothes. But I want to keep reading your site. Dang this internet!
Mercedes!!!!!!!!!!! Do you really do that routine every morning???? If I did, I'd be late all the time. Lesley already swears I have the most intricate bathroom routine and I take forever to just wash my face. She actually watches me. She swears I have a cream for each part of my face. But I think you've got me beaten. I LOL when I read that part. Why the heck am I still up when I need to be in bed???
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